So anyway, today isn’t my normal posting day but something occurred that I just had to share with the world. Simply put, a giggle in the certain places is soooo, soooo wrong.
ANYWAY, I was at work and I needed to use the facilities. I work for a large engineering firm so we are predominantly a white, collar group. All this means is the bathrooms are cleaner than the local quickee mart but dirtier than your own home.
ANYWAY, we have three stalls in the mens room, stall one is occupied so I do the only thing I can, take stall three. Just like urinals where men cannot stand next to each other, men don’t sit next to other men in the stalls.
AS I nestle in for a stay, a sound erupts from stall one. And I do mean erupts. BBBBBRRRAAAAPPPPPTTTTT-PPPFFFYYYYTTTTT-GGRRRSSSHHHH
NOW, I haven’t heard a fart that long or that loud in a very long time. Definitely not since the Fraternity house days in college. Don’t get me wrong. It was a monster and I was impressed. The gentleman in stall one must have been saving that one allllll day.
SO, as I think, IMPRESSIVE, to myself, I hear…
GGGRRRSSSHHHHHH-BBBBRRRRAAAPPPPPTTT-BBBFFFFF- PPPFFFYYYYTTTTT
THAT’S RIGHT. Another one, easily as loud and… expressive shall we say… as the first one.
NOW, I’m sitting in a stall in the bathroom at work. I understand it’s a bathroom and these noises happen in bathrooms. CLARIFICATION. These noises only occur in Men’s room. I have been told the ladies room ALWAYS smells like roses.
ANYWAY, after the two bursts, I heard… And I kid you not…
HEE HEE, hee hee. That’s right, stall one started giggling at his farts.
Let’s just say, it was wrong on so many levels.
That was my day at work! Anything interesting happen to you?
*grin* I don't know, I think I'd probably get along fairly well with someone able to laugh at their own farts.
ReplyDeleteHeck, if I feel like laughing about someone else farting, I'd feel like laughing at my own, too!