I wonder if I still remember how to do this…
Well I’ve still got some books left to read from the huge
stack that accumulated while I was on vacation for three weeks. And I’ve got the itch to compose a few posts
on things I read during my travels, but who knows if I’ll get to them in time
or not. Y’know…before I lose the urge. Perhaps you’re wondering why I’m not writing
one of those right now – the thing is the newer material generates more views
and if you can get someone to try out a new title (or an old one again), that’s
a pretty worthwhile endeavor. I
certainly have read a lot of good comics recently, but I wanted to showcase the
surprise of the week: Indestructible Hulk #011!
Except for the Simonson drawn issues, this book has been
on pull list life support since almost the beginning and it’s already died for
Jim. “Hulk thought Jim was friend.” But I’m here to
tell you that Mark “gotta-trust-him” Waid took the title in a promising
direction and I really thought it was cool.
The kicker is that it’s all because of the Age of Ultron.
Writer: Mark Waid
Artist: Matteo Scalera
Colorist:
Val Staples
Letterer:
Chris Eliopoulos
Publisher:
Marvel
Price:
$3.99 (still trying to sell my digital code)
If you haven’t been reading Hulk lately, he now works for
S.H.I.E.L.D (because he does in the Marvel movies). Maria Hill gives Banner a private lab to
develop all kinds of worthwhile things for humanity lickety-split (since all
super-genius’ work really really fast) and when necessary she sends the Hulk
out on assignments to tear things up.
She really likes to tick Bruce off to trigger the transformation
too. During the Daredevil cross-over last
month, we learned that Bruce has left some “dirt” with Matt Murdock, in case
anything terminally bad happens to him or his alter-ego. One thing that’s been
troubling me with the series is the Hulk’s erratic behavior. He’s not a consistent “personality or
anything – you never know how he’s going to act (mindless, raging, mean, etc.). Okay, so you’re all up-to-date and ready for
the latest story: Agent of T.I.M.E. SPOILERS Follow.
If you read Age of Ultron, you know the time stream has
been broken due to overuse by our favorite heroes. Now we’re getting random vanishings and
reappearances of things. So, if you
thought A.o.U. was really going to mess
things up stability-wise, you were right!
So S.H.I.E.L.D sent an agent in to investigate using a tachyon-powered
two-way radio created by Banner. The guy
is nearly overwhelmed with the madness of it all and things start to go south
for him fast. When they pull his twisted
corpse back through the portal different parts of his body have been aged or
de-aged (90 years to six weeks).
Meanwhile the Hulk is on a mission against the Society of
Serpents (seen elsewhere in Waid’s DD book) and encounters one of the time anomalies
himself (a 75-year old military plane in perfect condition with the skeletal
remains of the pilots). Afterwards Hill
explains to Banner that these seemingly random occurrences have “one factor
that ties them all together.” She takes
Bruce down to the ultra-secret sub-level, which houses T.I.M.E. (Temporal
Irregularity Management and Eradication).
Some of his lab co-workers are already involved. Then he meets the common thread: Prisoner Z
(a fat guy in a green suit) “Hulk not understand, fat-man not have six-arms.” – And the book goes from ho-hum to really interesting.
It’s Zarko, The Tomorrow Man from the 23rd
century (not Roddenberry’s version). He’s
an old-time foe of Thor from way back in Journey
into Mystery #86 (Nov 1962) or 12-years ago in the current MU. This is an example of why Marvel super-hero comics
can still be exciting even amidst continuity changes and recycled storylines. I love to see the return of an obscure
character! It makes me want to read back
issues (or buy hardcover collections).
This one has been on ice for twenty years and I’m not talking about just
his publishing history (circa 1991 or The
Mighty Thor #439) – he’s actually been in S.H.I.E.L.D custody for that long
(in the story). And he’s been making
dire predictions of a future time line deterioration, which is now
happening. This is why we can have the
awesome All-New (out-of-time) X-Men. He explains that the Chronarchists are now “powerful
enough to reknit history to their whims”.
“There’s
only one being strong enough, tough enough, to survive time travel at this
moment…We need the Hulk.”
Banner laughs in his face saying it would be like the “ultimate bull
blunder through the ultimate china shop.”
He suggests calling in Red She-Hulk instead. Only Hill doesn’t know who she is. When Banner tries to stammer out her name himself,
Zarko has to finish it for him. Matteo
has really given Zarko a palpable creepy vibe – I love it! The Tomorrow Man asks Banner if he’s noticed
the Hulk’s unstable personality lately.
Let’s listen in on the conversation:
Banner: “That
depends on ME. How the Gamma Radiation
interacts with natural fluctuations in an aging adults (see Marvel heroes can
actually grow facial stubble!) biochemistry.
Also the circumstances of each transformation. The exact stresses involved. All those are factors that determine nowadays
“which Hulk emerges.”
Zarko: “If only
that were true, doctor. Why does the
Hulk himself fluctuate now? Because the
Chronarchists, doctor. They’re wilding
through broken-time (Zero-Hour anyone?).
Eliminating certain events (Please, please restore Gwen Stacy’s
virginity!). Remolding others. Hulk is unstable because they’re fiddling
with his history. They may alter Hulk’s
origin. They may tweak it (Joe Quesada
is a Chronarchist!). Ultimately, they
may eliminate it. But unless they’re
stopped, it will affect him… and you…Just as it’s already affecting those close
to you…like “Buh-buh-Betty”.
Banner: (after a short resigned pause) “I’m in.
What a great way to exploit the cross-over event and
explain the obviously now planned inconsistencies in the series to date. I love reveals and this one was a doozy that
I had no clue was even coming.
So Zarko outfits Bruce in a suit of his design and they’ve
backed up a version of Bruce’s brain, which has read up on Zarko’s vast data,
into one of those Bots the Hulk has been frequently breaking. So, the Hulk, who must remain the Hulk, will
be accompanied by a Robot (floating head that looks like Machine Man a bit)
version of Bruce. So, the two can
interact together in almost real-time. (You’ll just have to read the book to
get that explanation.) When Banner asks what will happen if the Hulk
changes to Banner side-by-side with the robot version of himself, Zarko
sinisterly replies “Nothing Good.” That
smile on his face! He’s up to no good
for sure, not a surprise, but I can’t wait to see him betray the effort
eventually.
The first stop…1873 and Marvel’s western heroes, who are
running from a green dinosaur (the first wave of the creatures from the really
nifty Pacific Rim film).
Awesome! Jim left one-issue too
soon! “Hulk misses Jim – always liked his afro.”
GRADE A-: In half of one issue, Waid has turned this book around
completely for me. I’m super excited
about this series now! Maybe there isn’t
anything “new under the sun” for mainstream super-hero comics, but when writers
work within the “system” to create these kinds of cool twists and turns – don’t
miss out!
(Sigh) - Now I have to buy this issue and put it back on my list - but DD by Waid is still cut, huge shark jumping moment with Bullseye.
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