

Lee: WHAT? Once again you've gone insane. There are plenty of boobs in comics. What comic books need is a more realistic representation of a woman! Seriously, not everyone is Kate Moss, anorexic thin. We need women with flesh! And lots of it. Particularly in the bootie 'cause that's where the most flesh is needed

Jim: I know there are plenty of boobs in comics, but

Lee: Oh no no no. You've been reading to many older comics. Today it's all about the cleavage and I am sick of it. We need more "baby got back" in comics! Not boobs! Buttocks! Rump! Arse! Bum! Buns!


Jim: And how about bondage. Wonder Woman used to be tied up every five minutes or tie someone up with her "lasso of truth" at least every other issue. Hardly any real bondage scenes in Wonder Woman comics. This just seems wrong on many levels
Lee: Eh, I don't know about the bondage thing. Maybe some light spanking but more than that you're really imposing your world view on everyone
else. Now if Supergirl were to get a little freaky with Comet the Superhorse that would be worth reading.
ut I think you're confusing the overall issue. A big butt is way better than big boobs. AND, based upon the body types I saw at McDonalds the other day way more realistic too.

ut I think you're confusing the overall issue. A big butt is way better than big boobs. AND, based upon the body types I saw at McDonalds the other day way more realistic too.

The Supergirl Comet thing has some potential, but aren't you forgetting Streaky and Beppo the Monkey. Of course Supergirl spanking the monkey

But really it is all about the boobs. CLEVAGE and more CLEVAGE, with the nipple showing through the spandex - it is really what is needed. I think this fan base has been ignored why too long. I have included a few pictures of the publishers that have apparently agreed with my view point.



Seriously, you guys are just brilliant. I'm laughing my head off :D
ReplyDeleteWow.
ReplyDeleteJust wow.
Thanks for the laugh. =)
Jim said: I'm talking about tits, a rack, the boys, puppies.
ReplyDeleteJim, everyone knows women call them "the girls," not "the boys." "The boys" are something else entirely, and belong to our gender, not theirs.
But puppies? I think I just spit up in my mouth a little.
Happy Day,
Cheers! :-)
I did not pick up Madame Mirage because of one thing and one thing only - her chest. I was interested in the story and premise, but I just couldn't make myself buy it. The chest is ridiculous. It looks like a butt on the front of her.
ReplyDeleteBut monkeys are good. No spanking though. :p
Jim-
ReplyDeleteSee, if ya just stuck with the butt you wouldn't have to worry about terminology like boys or girls!
There's no gender with an good rump!