Saturday, June 04, 2011

X-Men: First Class -- A Few Quick Thoughts




No long winded review this time. No Spoilers. But, I will say that X-Men: First Class is AWESOME!!! Clearly the best of the X-Men franchise. It's such an engrossing story and the characters are fantastic. I'm sure there were some flaws, especially with the second tier characters, but that's probably because they didn't have enough screen time. I'm not going to over analyze it. The people at FOX obviously knew what they were doing (making a period film and weaving the various X-Men histories together this way) and they've just reinvigorated the entire series, meaning I want to at least watch the first X-Men film again. However, what I really want is more X-Men in the past with this cast!

Who knew Kevin Bacon could be such a good bad guy?

There are a lot of subtitles and you don't have to stay to the very end (unless you just dig the music), but this is a great film. It's not like Thor or Iron Man, not like Dark Knight. Not really like the other X-Men movies -- it's its own thing. I loved it and can't wait to see it again! Too bad the X-Men comics weren't so convoluted -- I'd like to see more stories based on this continuity.

Mythos HC -- A Review

So, last week my local shop had their Weekly Whiz Bang (special of the week) and they were offering several Marvel HCs at only $10 a piece. When I glanced at the selections, I immediately put in a request for Paul Jenkins and Paolo Rivera’s Mythos, which collects the six-issue one-shots from 2006 to 2008 retelling the origins of Spider-Man, the X-Men, Hulk, Ghost Rider, Fantastic Four, and Captain America. Rivera is one of the artists of the new Mark Waid Daredevil series and his stuff is fantastic, especially here where everything is painted.

Each tale is updated for modern times and it’s interesting to see what’s the same and what’s been changed. These really are myths for our times and they can be retold in different ways without deviating too far from the source material, creating something fresh and new while maintaining the essence of the original. It really illustrates how timeless these stories are. Jenkins and Rivera have also added some well-thought out modifications that really enhance the characters (with one exception noted below). I have to assume Jenkins really laid out some incredible detail in his script, because some of the scenes communicate well beyond the words. That’s not a slight on Rivera’s design or anything, it’s just that these guys were totally in-sync on this project and behind every beautiful panel, is Jenkins hand as well.

First up is the Amazing Spider-Man origin. Beyond the update in wardrobe, it probably adheres the closest to the 60’s story. Really, it’s such a perfect tale; there isn’t much that needs changing. However, there are slight twists. For example, Peter and Ben really don’t like May’s wheatcakes! Peter also has a friend to talk with at the exhibit, meaning he’s not quite the loner he’s always been. I liked the emphasis on the glowing spider-bite from Peter’s viewpoint and the panel where he first sticks to the wall is phenomenal. The initial costume he makes resembles the one from the old 1977 TV show with the web-shooters on the outside, which he wears while performing on Conan O’Brian late night show. The scene where he fails to apprehend the burglar is switched from a hallway to a parking garage, but all the beats are the same. What is significantly different is Peter’s confrontation with the killer in the warehouse. We view his discovery of the killer’s identity at a distance, not up close and then the whole sequence between that revelation and the killer hanging from the lamppost is expanded. Peter doesn’t sulk away in tears, he gets angry and pulls a Batman and dangles the felon from the rooftop. It’s not just that Peter has learned to use his powers responsibly for mankind, but he also has to uphold those same values for the scum of the earth too. It’s certainly implied in the original, but it’s more powerful played out here.

Compared to the Spidey tale, the X-Men one is much darker, not just in tone, but in the images as well. I’m sure this is not accidental, since at this stage of the game the X-Men were still a covert group operating in the shadows. One of the neat details is the bands on Magneto’s armbands. They’re not attached; they hover over his body. The story opens with him using barbwire to retaliate against some Mutant haters who killed a little girl with three arms by throwing her from a truck. The scenes at Xaiver’s school also contain some nice details. I love the way the air is constantly misting around Bobby and how we get to see the students stretch before they participate in a Danger Room exercise. Each one is doing a different routine too. There’s also the image of a fence twisted in the shape of a DNA molecule – the aftermath of Magneto’s attack on a military facility. Jenkins fleshes out the story by adding a confrontation between Prof. X and Magneto, not found in the original, utilizing all the themes and history Claremont brought to their relationship. It’s also similar to how they talk to one another in the films (and No, I haven’t seen First Class yet – hopefully soon). Erik is clearly an extremist, but you can certainly understand how he got to this point. The best part is the chilling ending and how Jean ties it into the Professor’s desire for punctuality. Unfortunately, he and the X-Men are behind in the war of ideas between homo-sapian and homo-superior.

Of all the stories, I only had problems with the one featuring the Hulk. Instead of a Banner who is repressing his emotions, until he becomes the Hulk, we’re shown a Banner that is insolent and can fly-off the handle already. He’s not very likable, even when he makes the heroic save of Rick Jones (who doesn’t reappear again for the entire story). The art is still stellar though; especially the bomb scene where his brutal father and future foes are depicted in the background. Before Ross even encounters Ol’ Greenskin (not Gray Skin), he already has an intense hatred of Banner. He’s looked through his medical records and knows about his psychiatric problems and gets him removed from the project. The most disturbing scene is when Banner calls Betty and loses it, accusing her of conspiring against him. This of course turns him into the Hulk for the first time. It’s a great looking and powerful Hulk too – pure Kirby, including the chest hair. This take on Banner certainly is logical, I just prefer him to be more sympathetic.

I really liked the Ghost Rider tale, even though I’m least familiar with his origin. I’m not sure I’ve ever read the original story or not. The painted flames just crackle on the page. It’s interesting that the cycle transforms from a motor-cross bike to a Harley, rather than into some demonic new-fangled engine. The sequence where Johnny sells his soul is perfect. You can easily see how the Devil is feeding him misleading information, but he’s just too blind to see it (but not too drunk – he gets sobered up for the final swig). It’s a subtle sale, rather than an outright petition with goat’s blood. This is fitting since sin begins in the heart (and mind) first, he only has to turn in that direction and he’s committed. What’s funny is that Rivera has cast John Tesh as Satan! He’s really creepy too. I’ve always been skeptical of a literal “selling your soul”, because of a person’s free will. However, while the Devil cannot take possession of a Christian (although he can influence one), he certainly could of someone who isn’t saved like Johnny Blaze. There are a lot of cool reflected images of GR while Johnny is still human. The pacing of the story is superb, with just the right amount of sporadic flashback interspersed throughout, leading up to the big jump and the big reveal. I love the face grabbing exuberance of the onlookers when he transforms during the jump.

In the very first panel of the Fantastic Four story (see below), you can see an example of the wealth of additional information included in the images. I don’t know if these things are more visible, because it’s painted, but your eye just is drawn to them. Johnny’s boredom is clearly felt as he looks at his glass. The detail I love is that he’s moved his name placard to face him. I mean you can envision the guy fidgeting around in his chair in just one image. It’s priceless.


Boy, I wish they’d do an FF film set in the 60’s like First Class, because you constantly have to revise their circumstances to keep up with all the advances in the last 50 years. This story is no exception, because they’re in a space station observing solar flares, instead of just going up in a rocket. It reminds me of the film version. What I really liked (and maybe it’s been done before) is that whatever they were thinking during the bombardment directly led to what they’d eventually become. That single page is a thing of beauty (and only $1600 Lee). Really, this version would’ve made a much better movie (no Doom with them). Reed does a great job of not cowing to the Senate committee’s attempts to “manage” them, since they really are just “private citizens without criminal records”. There’s even a nice bonus pin-up page showing the inside the Baxter Building.


I finished the book, reading the last story, the Captain America one, this past Monday morning and it was perfect timing since it was Memorial Day. The day before my Sunday School teacher, Bob Rich, a World War II vet and retired pastor, filled the pulpit for our senior pastor while he was away. It was a message from the heart (which you can download from this site) that was particularly poignant given that he and only one other guy in the congregation were veterans from that war. Anyway, that was certainly fresh in my mind as I read this magnificent and emotional tale.

The story is framed with Steve’s visit to a VFW post, the same site that he tried to enlist at, when he was labeled “4F”. The first page has a four-panel layout that moves you backward through the decades. The changing cars, fashion, and movie marquee clearly reveal which decade you’re viewing. The majority of the story is just a long extended flashback, with Steve’s narration. We learn of his father’s early death and his mother’s untimely illness that leaves him alone. We see him bullied by Dougie Huggins in front of their tenement house. This same guy later goes along with Steve to enlist, “because he was bored”. After Rogers is rejected for service, a General (with triangular Cap shields on his lapel) offers him a special opportunity, which leads to the familiar origin sequence. Jenkins really fleshes out details about Rogers’ service, where he is actually given a Captain’s rank before even landing in D.C. to undergo the treatment. This isn’t some long extended build up like the excellent Kevin Maguire mini-series from years ago. No, you only get trained if you survive. The lab itself is not very hi-tech and instead of vita-rays, they just hook him up to an electrical current to help the serum take effect. Once Captain America, his increased mental capacity enables him to memorize tons of military strategy. He first searches for spies at home, before heading for the frontlines. To keep is identity secret, during his “regular” army duty (he hooked up with his father’s WWI regiment), he’s given the task of driving the chaplain around – well away from the fighting. In seven gorgeous pages, Cap’s entire WWII career is depicted, ending with him starting to ice over in the North Atlantic. Along the way he awarded PFC Dougie Huggins a Bronze Star. Then you see his first sights of the Avengers when he awakes (from Avengers #4 one of the best comics EVER, which I foolishly traded to Rusty for a SA Flash archive– SOB). The story ends with a large meal at the VFW where Steve is dressed in his army uniform. After everyone leaves Steve sits beside an elderly man with an oxygen tank, touches the Bronze Star on his uniform and looks out across the empty room at the mural of the greatest generation. “God, Dougie…I MISS those Boys.”



I don’t remember being so affected by a comic in a long, long time (I think it was my first reading of Owly: Just A Little Blue probably five years ago). It got me in a Memorial Day mood, so when my wife took the youngest two to the gym, I opened my clearance purchase of Axis and Allies: Europe 1942. We took all the time we had just setting it up and reading the directions – we didn’t even get through a whole round and my son was getting into being the Germans a little too much that it almost bordered on disrespect (I know he didn’t realize). To compensate, I ended up reading this story to all my children after dinner that evening at the table. It brought my mother (born near the end of the war) to tears. I think it’ll be a Memorial Day tradition from now on and I hope to have a few pieces from this story hanging on my wall by next year.

The Mythos HC, a bargain at $10, but worth the full $25. It’s not to be missed.

Friday, June 03, 2011

Image Preview Review for August

Lee: Ok, you whined and complained that Image wasn’t getting a fair shake so…. Fair shake time. It doesn’t hurt that DH gave us a clunker of a month.
Thomm: Listen to you, mister cheer. Griping about giving another publisher a bit more spotlight. Who’s whining and complaining?

THE INFINITE #1
story Robert Kirkman
art / covers Rob Liefeld
Freedom fighter Bowen has lost everything in the war against The Infinite. His only hope is to travel back in time to prevent their world domination before it starts! Bowen can’t do this alone, he must turn to the only ally he knows he can trust: Himself. Now a man in his 40s, damaged by the horrors of war, must team up with his younger, reckless and optimistic 20-year-old self in order to Save The World! 32 Pages / FC / T / $2.99
Lee: It’s Kirkman with a great idea! YEAH! It’s Liefeld… with Liefeld art! Eeewwwwww. Take about a tough decision! This story seems like bread-n-butter Kirkman so I’m confidant it will be good. But I really think the art will mke my eyes bleed… which could really suck.
Thomm: Definitely a wait and see for me. The Liefeld deterrent is overcoming my general love for all works Kirkman. As my little battle with the Atom Eve/Rex Splode creators showed, distracting art can take me right out of the story (whether they want to admit that as a valid concern or not).

SEVERED #1
story Scott Snyder & Scott Tuft
art / cover Attila Futaki
“Nothing Wasted,” Part One. 1916. A man haunts the roads; a man with sharp teeth and a hunger for flesh. When 12-year-old Jack Garron runs away from home, he’ll see how quickly the American Dream becomes a nightmare. Be there at the beginning of the series that everyone will be talking about! 32 Pages / FC / M / $2.99
Lee: We loves us some Scott Snyder on the blog. And, on a personal note, I loves me some horror stories. The two together is a must have.
Thomm: I’ve much preferred Snyder’s American Vampire to the Detective Comics writing, which hasn’t held my interest. This is more akin to American Vampire, so definitely a good bet.

VESCELL #1
story Enrique Carrion
art / cover John Upchurch
The International Company known as Vescell specializes in what is commonly known as “Vtrans”, the transferring of a person’s mind and spirit from one body into another. Former Icarus City Detective, Mauricio “Moo” Barrino is now Vescell’s best agent, handling the most high profile and dangerous cases. In the seedy world of a high end corporate espionage, where mysticism and guns clash, and money is tainted with sin, Agent Mauricio Barrino fights against the demons of fate while trying to reach the heaven of his destiny. Be prepared for the bar-raising, sci-fi noir epic that is Vescell. 32 Pages / FC / M / $2.99
Lee: I will admit that I haven’t read the hype at all. I have no clue what this is about but the cover is certainly… overflowing if you will… with potential. Certainly looks entertaining.
Thomm: The heavenly destiny bit, along with the continual rebirth, makes me think this has some Buddhist undercurrents. Could be interesting. Gotta say, I like the spillage. It’s not often comics are drawn with ill fitting clothes like real people wear.

DEADLANDS: DEATH WAS SILENT (ONE-SHOT)
story Ron Marz
art & cover Bart Sears
Visionary Comics and Pinnacle Entertainment present the third one-shot of the weird Western world of Deadlands! A silent bounty hunter rides into a remote town, but the town holds dark secrets that may turn the hunter into the hunted. 32 Pages / FC / T / $2.99
Lee: I really like Bart Sears art, Marz is a dependable writer, and I am a sucker for westerns. There really isn’t much to not like about this.
Thomm: Likely enjoyable but it seems familiar in its premise.

MALINKY ROBOT: COLLECTED STORIES & OTHER BITS TP
story / art / cover Sonny Liew
Street urchins Atari and Oliver are out to steal bicycles, watch Giant Robot movies and spend some Large Denominational Bills! Malinky Robot collects five tales by Eisner-nominated artist Sonny Liew (My Faith In Frankie, Wonderland, Sense & Sensibility) featuring stinky fish, philosopher-labourers and summer rain. A recipient of the Xeric Award, the Utopiales SF Festival's Best SF Album award and featured in the acclaimed Flight anthologies, Malinky Robot blends dystopian sci-fi and indie sensibilities into a uniquely charming, off-kilter world. Plus pinups by Mike Allred, Roger Landgridge, Skottie Young and more! 128 Pages / FC / E / $16.99
Lee: I love Sonny Liew! He’s a great artist and is a good writer too. This is an easy sell.
Thomm: Now this sounds very different. Send me Large Denominational Bills! Ok, just send me Jim’s comics budget.

GRAVEYARD OF EMPIRES #3
story Mark Sable
art / cover Paul Azaceta
War-torn Afghanistan: The absolute Worst place for the dead to come back to life. In the final issue of the first story arc, the decimated band of Marines and Taliban make their last stand and discover the Real power behind the undead uprising. 32 Pages / FC / M / $2.99
Lee: WOW! That is a cover. It is beautifully executed and will totally stand out on an overcrowded display rack. The story sounds interesting but the cover is really, really making me want to see what this is all about.
Thomm: ‘Tis a cool cover. I remember when this first was solicited. I thought the title was implying a historical look at Afghanistan, that being its nickname, but it’s not that at all. Do the ambling dead go back really far in history or just as long as they have some flesh? May have to look into this more.

GREEN WAKE #5
story Kurtis J. Wiebe
art & cover Riley Rossmo
The deadly finale brings all the exposed threads together and Green Wake’s secrets are revealed. Morley must face his own demons to find Babylon, and vile monsters stalk his every step to keep him from his final destination: Home. Now An Ongoing Series! 32 PAGES / FC / M / $3.50
Lee: Apparently this sold well enough to become an on-going. Who knew? But this is another great cover. Absolutely brutal and gory but somehow not offensive. Don’t ask me why this one isn’t but it isn’t. Another series that I suddenly want to see based on the cover.
Thomm: This is the artist from Proof and I always enjoyed his unique style. I can’t speak to the quality of the tale, but it should look nice.

Lee: While I am not sure that all of this material is going to be good, Image has perfected the cover. There are so many covers that are just fantastic it makes me want to try it all. Image has really stepped it up in the past few months and seems to be returning to prominence.
Thomm: What, no mention of Bomb Queen? Now that’s a cover to remember. Not something to read, but you’ll remember the cover.

Thursday, June 02, 2011

DC’s Re-Launch – Apollo 11 or The Challenger

The more I read, the more I’m worried about DC’s plan. It feels too much like a marketing stunt and too much like one size fits all approach.

Look at Dan Didio’s history in running the show. At one time he said no one should be on any title for more than a year. Another time he said only Bruce Wayne can be Batman, Barry Allen is the Flash. They killed Ryan Choi as the new Atom, they refused to let go of the past. The original LOSH was sort of brought back and now they hit the reset button once again.

52 new #1s, that corresponds to the number of Earths in the revitalized multi-verse. Remember in 1985 DC got rid of the multiple universes because it was too complicated for fans to jump in and understand the entire back story. 20 plus years later, we are now smart enough to handle multiple universes.

Didio has had a history of screwing with the creative process. Outsiders had one or two writers before it got started again and then eventually Didio took it over and made it into a horrible book. Didio was going to make the Titans the next great franchise and he personally edited the book and drove poor Sean McKeever back to Marvel as soon as his contract expired. The Batwoman book has been a disaster, so bad DC published a preview one week and still never got the number 1 issue on the stand.

The Batwoman book is one reason I believe this plan has been cobbled together rather fast. I think at one point Flashpoint was going to impact some characters and give DC an excuse to play with a bunch of characters, but somewhere along the line they decided to blow up everything and I think it has been a mad rush to pull it all together. Rumors are out that writers have been fired off the new series before they ever get published, which is classic Didio tinkering and interfering as he tries to make everything the way he thinks it should be. Another clue that this has been changing on the fly is Flash (the regular comic) was suppose to continue during Flashpoint and then was cancelled rather abruptly. The whole think smacks of three or four people dictating what should be done and then changing stuff up as they go. No real planning, no creator retreat to generate buy in and other ideas, just the old do it my way and shut up.

When you hire creative people, let them have fun and do their job. Some of the best books are ones the suits never care about and writers go off and do their own thing. Doom Patrol by Arnold Drake, Grant Morrison and recently Keith Giffen jumps to mind. I’m sure some stuff will be good, but I think the bulk of it will be more along the lines of an 11.1 earthquake and a Tsunami as tall as Mt. Everest.

This smacks of hubris of the same type that allowed Quesada to end Spider-Man’s marriage. They (Quesada and Didio) think they know what is wrong with comics. It is too much continuity, it is too many versions of the character and the character needs to be younger, single, drink more, whatever. All of it is wrong. Even what I cry out for with allowing characters to age and change maybe wrong (although Dick and Damian were the best Batman and Robin in decades), but it all comes down to telling good stories.

It is not events, it is not about shared continuity and it is not about anything other than telling good stories with good or even great art. Denny O’Neil and Neal Adams on Batman, Lee/Ditko on Spider-Man, Loeb/Lee on Batman, Peter David on the Hulk, Claremont/Byrne on the X-Men, Morrison/People on the X-Men, Byrne on the FF, Alan Moore on Swamp Thing, Neil Gaiman on Sandman, Garth Ennis on Preacher and Punisher, Steve Englehart/Frank Brunner on Dr. Strange, the list goes on and on and on. It comes about from strong writers being given some creative freedom and I think a good editor who can point out things that need to be changed.

If DC’s plan is to scrap everything that has gone before and give us a new continuity then I have nothing vested in any of these characters anymore. Marvel has ripped the heart of their characters away from me. As much as Spider-Man has been better, I can drop the book at anytime (Spider Island looks atrocious) because I no longer have a vested interest. I’m not interested in trying to figure out what did or did not happen with every DC character and since they are not all starting from day one I will have to do that. The “One Year Later” jump tried that and failed.

When the Silver Age started it was a new world, Barry Allen, not Jay Garrick, Hal Jordan not Alan Scott, this feels like a half ass attempt to jump in with a new status quo, but not at the beginning, in the middle with fast and loose changes to suit whoever is running this train off the tracks. At least DC got it right with releasing digitally on the same day and date, now if they could allow retailers to do partial returns for a percentage (say 30 cents on the dollar versus the 50 cents on the dollar the retailer pays) then the playing field would be righted.

I’m pretty sure all the good work in the Bat-verse is going to go to hell because it wasn’t supported by Didio and I’m guessing we get a younger Bruce Wayne and who knows what happens to his supporting cast. I hear Babs will be back as Batgirl. I mean how is taking away a paraplegic hero as one of the great people in the DCU and turning the little white girl back into Batgirl going forward.

I will check out stuff, but this feels like Marvels “Heroes Reborn” on steroids and that was some of the worse crap to every come out from Marvel. Goodbye DC, we had a great run, I loved you and I will miss you, your younger sister maybe cute, but I don’t think she even knows who the Beatles are so I’ll say hi on Facebook or something, but I can’t see her and I every having the relationship we once had. I know nothing last forever, but fifty years together was a long time and I will always keep you close to me with the collections I own, just no new adventures for us to go on.

Same *#&$, Different Day


So DC is relaunching their entire universe with 52 new #1 issues later this year. In a move that will utterly shock anyone who’s ever read anything I’ve written, while this has potential, I think this is going to go horribly.

Back in 1988, DC reached the conclusion that their entire universe had become too cluttered, too complicated, and too impenetrable. So they had a crossover meant to start everything over from scratch. Except they half assed it. Superman was relaunched from scratch, but in everyone else’s book, this was totally ignored. Wonder Woman was totally reintroduced to the entire line as a brand new character. And Batman ignored it completely, his history remaining largely intact. This kind of inconsistent rebooting happened throughout the entire line and lead to a mess that 20 years of comics and multiple crossovers have failed to fix. So in 2011, DC has reached the same conclusion they reached in 1988 and decided to chuck it all and start over.

The first question is: how thorough a restart is this going to be? Is everything getting restarted from day one? I would not be shocked if they did this with Doom Patrol or JSA, but I’d be particularly surprised if they were to just toss out everything Geoff Johns has been doing for 6 years on Green Lantern or Grant Morrison’s run on Batman. If DC has learned anything from 1988, they’ll bring some consistency to this approach, because the lack of consistency in their 1988 reboots is what lead to the confusion they have today.

But continuity issues are not my concern. My concern is the people in charge of DC, namely Dan Didio, Bob Harras, and Geoff Johns. Their entire time in charge at DC has been a nostalgia tinged look back at the Silver Age that ignores any progression the company has made since Geoff Johns’ childhood ended. A look at the initial titles does not seem all that promising. Though nothing else is known, Nightwing is back as a title, so I doubt things look good for Dick Grayson as Batman (sorry Jim). Batgirl is back and Barbara Gordon looks to be back in the cowl. This strikes me as particularly short sighted. They’re not only retconing one of the most well regarded Batman stories ever, but also eliminating probably the most high profile disabled character in comics so that we can return her to an incarnation that no comics fan under 35 remembers her in. For the last few years, DC has been moving back to the Silver Age in fits and starts. Looks like we’re about to take a final, giant leap.

What’s particularly worrying however, is the people in charge of DC’s inability to recruit or cultivate talent. DC has to relaunch 52 titles! That means not only 52 number ones, but 52 number 3s and 52 numbers 7s and so on and so forth. They’ll have to generate excitement on a ton of titles for months! And there’s no staggered relaunch, so they’ll have to do this all at once!

That’s going to take a lot of work to get going. So who’s the creative talent we know are on the books? Geoff Johns and Jim Lee on Justice League, Geoff Johns and Ivan Reis on Aquaman, probably Geoff Johns on Green Lantern, Grant Morrison on Superman, James Robinson and Philip Tan on Hawkman, and Fabian Nicieza on Teen Titans. Now there’s going to be a lot of high turnover on DC’s titles apparently, and that’s a good thing. DC’s titles have been awful by and large and a lot of those guys need to go. But those are all guys who have been neck deep in the crap that DC’s been turning out lately. We know names like John Rozum and Gail Simone are involved in some capacity and that’s good to hear, but I am highly doubtful they’ll be given anything above the c-list. We haven’t heard one name yet that hasn’t been writing DC stuff under Didio.

Seeing a name like Nicieza has me convinced we’re going to get a lot of 2nd or 3rd tier talent following Geoff Johns’ bullet points on these titles. The top of the line will dictate what is happening on even minor books, as opposed to creators being given a framework in which they can be creative and innovate. It doesn’t sound like we’ll be getting new and different, but more of the same.

Even high profile names don’t have me excited. Johns relaunching titles no longer feels new. After reading about sad Mon-El and the worst JLA run in recent memory (and THAT is saying something), I doubt I’ll ever get excited for Robinson again. And as Jim said, even Morrison on Superman isn’t as exciting as it could be, because we already know what that’s like.

What DC is doing is a bold, radical move and on some level they deserve to be commended for that. The problem is the people in charge of this are the ones who helped create this mess in the first place. Look at the mess they made when they tried to reboot everything with Infinite Crisis. Why should I believe they can do this time?

Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Franken-Castle: A Monster Reviewed

As long time readers know, Greg has been hyping the glories of Franken-Castle for some time. I suffered through many a review filled with cries of FFFFRRRAAANNNKKKKEEENNNNCCCCastle. But, based upon his incessant campaigning, I decided to give it a try. So, was Greg right? Let's find out.

PUNISHER: FRANKEN-CASTLE HC
Written by Rick Remender with Daniel Way & Marjorie Liu
Penciled by John Romita Jr., Tony Moore, James Harren & Stephen Segovia
The short summary, The Punisher is hacked into little pieces by Daken, Wolverine’s son. The Legion of Monsters “fixes” Frank and brings him back to life. Apparently there is a team of Japanese monster hunters killing all the monsters in the Marvel U., and The Legion of Monsters, comprised of Morbius, Living Mummy, Manphibian, and Werewolf by Night, need help protecting all the innocent creatures from being slaughtered. Lots of fighting and killing ensues. Then Franken-Castle decides to kill Daken for killing him and lots more killing occurs. Actually it's not so much killing as hacking each other to bits for several issues. At the end, Frank in unFrankened and all is good. Collecting Dark Reign: The List - Punisher, Punisher #11-16, Franken-Castle #17-21 and Dark Wolverine #88-89. 338 PGS./ $39.99

The Good: This is a fun, filled adventure full of lots of destruction and over the top fanboy moments. The first half of the book sets up the premise nicely, and manages to alternate between an issue of punching and an issue of talking/plot/character development. It also uses a ton of leftover bronze age characters perfectly. As soon as the Legion of Monsters appeared, I knew I was in for a good time and by the time Franken-Castle does a speedball special with the Man-Thing, my inner fanboy was squealing with delight.

I read the oversized hc, and the art looked great. There were a couple of books that looked rushed towards the end but overall it’s perfect for the material. After Fear Agent, Tony Moore made the jump to the big leagues in a big way.

The Bad: For as good as the first half of the book is, the second half doesn’t really rise above pointless punching for 5-6 issues in a row. All pretence of characterization is gone in favour of the characters running over each other with cars. The series collapses into a mess of violence, blood, and stupidity as Daken fights the Punisher, and for the sake of variety Wolverine joins in too.

My problem with the second half comes from the fact that: (1) I don’t find Daken interesting in the least, and when Frank calls him “a second rate knock off of another character” I couldn’t help but agree and (2) the action was based upon each character inflicting increasing levels of damage on the other by ever more impressive ways and it never mattering because everyone had healing powers. May I point out that there is a difference between healing powers and outright immortality? It should take longer than 10 minutes to heal when you have broken arms with bones sticking out of the skin in strange directions.

Conclusion:
The highest praise I can give this book is too call it a modern day, Bronze age book. If you look at almost any Marvel comic book from the 70’s, you can apply the 80/20 rule. 80% of the pages are devoted to the fight between heroes and villain, and 20% of the pages are the soft characterization-plot stuff. That’s the best description I can give this book. It’s all sorts of sound and fury and just enough characterization.

All the characterization was front loaded to suck my into the story and it worked perfectly. But, by the end, I was ready for it to be over… and thankfully it was.

Dark Horse Preview Review for August

Lee: Ahhh, another month of DH. After a few light months, DH has rebounded nicely. I’m feeling good about it.
Thomm: For those of us on a budget, a few light months isn’t a bad thing.

CRIMINAL MACABRE OMNIBUS VOLUME 1 TP
Steve Niles (W), Ben Templesmith (A), Kelley Jones (A), Michelle Madsen (C), and Fiona Staples (Cover)
In 2003 Steve Niles, creator of the 30 Days of Night comics series, launched a series of occult detective stories featuring the monstrously hard-boiled Cal McDonald. A pill-popping alcoholic reprobate, Cal is the only line of defense between Los Angeles and a growing horde of zombies, vampires, possessed muscle cars, mad scientists, werewolves, and much more weirdness! This volume collects the first two Criminal Macabre trades, the one-shot story Love Me Tenderloin, and Criminal Macabre: Supernatural Freak Machine—never before in trade paperback! TP, 6” x 9”, FC, 392 pages, $24.99
Lee: I love these smaller, right priced collections from DH. I’ve really wanted to read this material but haven’t had the energy to search for it in the back issue bins. Now, it’s all been collected in one place for me. Perfect! As for the material, good horror writer and awesome artists in Templesmith and Jones make this an easy buy.
Thomm: If it’s your genre, dive right in. I only dabble in the horror stuff, so I won’t be running out for this.

BALTIMORE: THE CURSE BELLS #1
Mike Mignola (W/Cover), Christopher Golden (W), Ben Stenbeck (A), Dave Stewart (C), and Francesco Francavilla (Variant cover)
Eisner-nominated series! Monsters are overrunning Europe, and Baltimore, the only one who can put an end to these horrors, must find and kill Haigus, the vampire responsible for this chaos. Following reports that Haigus is holed up in a cloister, Baltimore finds a haven full of death and black magic, and the creature at the heart of his obsession! #1 of 4, FC, 32 pages, $3.50
Lee: Didn’t you read the first Baltimore series when it came out? I seem to remember you and Jim declaring it ok but not great. Is it worth looking into?
Thomm: Jim probably read it, but not me. I think it’s fairly reliable that a Mignola series is going to be good, though. I like the lead’s name, for obvious reasons.

Lee: Wow, if you don’t like Star Wars or Buffy then DH really has nothing for you this month. That’s not 100% accurate, if you like $50 hc, then the latest Creepy Archive was released but other than that there really isn’t anything new this month.
Thomm: I’ve never found Star Wars or Buffy to translate all that well to comics, so, yeah, this is about it as far as I’m concerned.