Did you know the French keyboard is different than the Qmericqn keyboard. That's right, if I don't pay close attention then I get all sorts of nez words.
The big differences, the letters A & Q switched. Along with W & Z. Luckily it isn't much of a problem because the letter A isn't used IN EVERY SINGLE WORD in the Qmericqn vocab.
The only word that I can correctly spell on the French keyboard at full speed with no typos the first time.... fu*k.
But, in this case, I had to look for the * on the keyboard so it still took me a minute to type the word.
If future French Dqily Life posts are complete gibberish now you know why.