1. The Walking Dead 80 – Kirkman, Adlard and Rathburn kick off the No Way Out arc, which really had a first nod in 79, but it’s off to a quick start. I don’t think the zombies have appeared this threatening since the prison was overrun. We all knew the community couldn’t last once our band of intrepid survivors arrived, but Kirkman’s turned it toward the inevitable disaster more rapidly than he did with the prison. While he used some similar aspects to that story in having a more merciless group of survivors being the instigators of the zombie problem, it was a much smaller scale this time, without so much fleshing of the characters of the vile survivors. What’s happening in the community is much more predominant than a balanced look at opposing groups of survivors, as occurred with Woodbury. It’s well worth it just for the exchange between Karl and the son of the wife and child beater that Rick killed. That and the widow trying to jump Rick’s bones.
2. American Vampire 11 – Man, I’m lovin’ this 2 issue story with Pearl and Hattie, and they never even come in contact with one another. Jazz vampires is getting through the Depression is highly entertaining, and Pearl kicking ass on some old school vampires always provides good entertainment. With no Skinner Sweet I found the focus of the book to be the best it’s been so far. Obviously we’re setting up a long term fight with Hattie and Pearl. No doubt Skinner will play a part, too, probably taking neither side and just trying to pick off the survivor.
3. Scalped 45 – Hard to believe this book’s nearing a 4 year mark. It seems both too long and too short. Too long because of all the story that’s been packed into it so far, but too short because it doesn’t seem like it’s been around that long. We’re off on a new arc this issue, focusing on Red Crow. I know Dash was the original focus of the book, but Red Crow has to be one of the best, most fully developed characters in literature. Plus, we check in on Gina a bit, too. It’s particularly interesting that Red Crow’s having visions. Usually our visionaries are drug addicts in the midst of hallucinations, not stone cold sober mobsters/reservation chiefs. Oh, and Red Crow’s facing an election challenge from his mentor. Guess that’s the main deus ex machina, actually.
4. Secret Six 29 – Who knew these guys had a logo? Not me until this cover, with its tie to all the other books for the month and their white backgrounds. A fine cover it is, too, even though it’s totally static. Mostly, though, this issue shows why this concept should only be handled by Gail Simone. The issue is the second part of a story that started in, hmm, I don’t know where it started. Action Comics, maybe? Whatever it was, I didn’t read it. Anyway, Simone’s coming into the middle of this cross into another book and starts out with beautiful narration by Rag Doll, the single most insane character in a cast of insane characters. Simone even makes Vandal Savage and Lex Luthor interesting, though I usually find both to be over used archetypes rather than actual characters. As crazy as he is, Luthor seems like he’d fit in with the Secret Six, but for the part where he’d try to run the show. Trying to kill all of the rest of them would just be in keeping with the group. Best Rag Doll line of this month: “Do you know, I never thought heaven would smell so much like soiled panties.” A close second, though, is “Well, the angels have machine guns. I adore you, heaven.”
5. Fables 101 – Yeah, bring on more Bufkin! The flying monkeys were always my favorite part of the Wizard of Oz movie. Really, it’s too bad we only have one in the Fables world, but maybe we’re heading for more. In this issue Bufkin climbs a tree. A very big tree that leads out of the Business Office of Fabletown, which, as we’ll all recall, is trapped in another dimension of sorts since the Dark Man destroyed Fabletown. Frankie and the Mirror are left behind, but one of the Barleycorn girls, who wears a page from a book, sneaks along with Bufkin. We end up in the Oz world as written by L Frank Baum, so this should be interesting. Now, if Dream shows up with Merv Pumpkinhead, I’m laying odds that Merv beats Jack Pumpkinhead.
6. Northlanders 36 – Ok, this is even more of a surprise than Scalped. Three years. Seems like it just started yesterday. Anyway, the conclusion of the two issue arc, The Girl in the Ice, is fittingly brutal. Our hero is a scapegoat. Viking politics is a bit more severe than our modern version. A lot more severe than modern Icelandic politics. Our victim in the ice is even younger than I thought in reading the first part. Makes the father of a middle school girl a bit nervous. Well, it would if I didn’t think she could handle herself.
7. Guarding the Globe 3 – Ah, creator owned properties. When the creator is a talent like Kirkman, you get glorious things like this. Not only is the worldwide team continuing to grow, Kirkman went right back to finishing the story of Gorgg that was still out there at the end of Astounding Wolf-man. Wolf-man’s team needs some help in fighting the monster from below Stonehenge. I love that the Yeti has no neck. He’s right close to Arnim Zola, actually. And the guy who’s the head of The Order seems to be channeling The Humungus from the Road Warrior. Don’t know if that was intentional, but if some kid with a metal boomerang pops up I won’t be surprised. Best moment? The impending international incident of Stonehenge in upstate New York.
8. The Unwritten 21 – Carey and Gross have used the method of mini-chapters within an issue previously and it works well here as the story shifts between cast members in different locales and realities. The old woman with the puppets is harkening back to another Marvel villain, the Puppet Master. Not that she looks anything like him. I will be very surprised if the Thing shows up, though. But, will there be a great white whale next issue or did Tom break the world of Melville?
9. Incorruptible 14 – So Max is learning scale the hard way. Lesson 1, tearing up a bridge and destroying a fire truck are not appropriate responses for catching a pickpocket who likes to dress as a creepy clown. Looks like now that the Plutonian’s gone the Paradigm is coming over to Max’s book to engage in a page filling donnybrook. I’m sure it’ll be a good fight next issue, but I mostly want to see what resolution Waid reaches for the conflict, as it’s unlikely either can knock the other out of service and they’re ostensibly on the same side now.
10. Ex Machina Dirty Tricks (trade 8) and Ring Out the Old (trade 9) – I’ve only bought this book in the trades, so it can be awhile between visits. Still, I’m always right back in the thick of things for our mayoral superhero’s tale. The first one deals with a groupie who’s created her own superhero identity but has problems figuring out an acceptable outlet for her crush on Mayor Hundred. She doesn’t have any powers, just some ability to set up stunts. Kremlin continues his machinations to get Hundred out of the mayor’s office, ideally to get him back into his superhero gig. The second one pushes Kremlin’s plot further forward and delves into more of Hundred’s origins, as well as his primary nemesis. Looks like they’re both the results of exploratory force by an invading alien species, taking this whole series more into the realm of sci-fi than superhero. The first issue of the second book had a particularly interesting element for me. That issue is one of those entirely self aware things where Vaughn and Harris appear in the story as comic book writer and artist approaching Mayor Hundred to write his story. It’s one of those 4th wall breach sort of things that can be cliché, but it serves to ground the story closer to our own world than some spandex clad world. The part that really drove that home for me was when Vaughn and Harris are discussing places to eat in NYC, as Harris is an out of towner. One place that’s mentioned is Crif Dogs, a hot dog place that has a speakeasy style bar attached to it. This is an actual lesser known place in NYC that I’ve been to. When my brother turned 40 he threw himself a party in the speakeasy, which is where his boyfriend works as a bar tender, among other jobs. Now, if the place actually appeared in the book, that would have been something.
11. Proof Endangered 2 – I guess Grecian and Rossmo are set on the Hellboy sort of method of publication, rather like Dynamo 5, too. This is a straight up continuation of the original Proof series, just with a new subtitle. With a book like this I think it’s a good idea. It leaves out the need for filler issues between arcs that a monthly schedule of an ongoing book can bring. This way the book just starts and stops when an arc is ready to go. Looks like Ginger’s ex has gone way over the edge this time around. Oh, and little blue fairies are apparently tasty.
12. iZombie 9 – I like the date. It was low key. It didn’t lead into an immediate fight, though a conflict has to be a brewing between Gwen and Horatio. And I’m certain now that everyone in this book is a geek, except the vampire girls. Kind of reminds me of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, actually. That’s a good thing and makes me more likely to stay around for more.
13. Justice League: Generation Lost 17 & 18 – Two of the white background covers. I like them both, but Blue Beetle on 17 is just a little better than Captain Atom on 18, I think. Maybe it’s just that I like Blue Beetle, especially in this incarnation, better. More of the Checkmate, Max Lord stuff, and now we’ve thrown in Power Girl operating under delusions of Superman gone rogue. I say it every month, but I like this series and only hope it can reach a conclusion relatively soon. I don’t want to see it dragged on much longer. I’ll be really disappointed if Power Girl ends up back under Max’s sway when she just regained her memory of him.
14. Zatanna 9 – Hanging on by a thread. In fact, the only reason I bought it is that I want to wrap up the story with the ventriloquist dummy. Unfortunately, that’s at least one more issue. I actually enjoyed the back-up story, Zatanna, Junior Sorceress, much better. Best use of braces as a weapon, ever.
15. Birds of Prey 8 – This is just like Zatanna. I’m waiting to wrap up the current arc, then I’m done. I did like the team logo on the cover, though.
16. Detective Comics 871-873 – Jim had been raving about Scott Snyder’s work on this book, so I picked up the issues for the previous two months and this month. Eh. I’m not thrilled. Not that it was a bad story, it just isn’t saying it’s something I can’t miss. The white background cover for 873 was the only one of the white covers to make it appear as though the white was from a light source behind the character(s). That was interesting, but not reason enough to keep this going.
17. Batman and Robin 19 – Yeah, this one’s done, too. What kind of super power is it to have a large hole in your head? It just looks like an easy way to be defeated. Plus, the whole thing being simply a distraction of B&R so that she can kill off the guys who shot her in the head? Why? All the guys who shot her were in prison. She could have had them killed the same way she did, and B&R would have been none the wiser until after the fact.
18. The Omega Men 4, 5, 9 – And now we’re into the free stuff. This one was the best of the lot. It’s all from 1983 and 1984, the heyday of the New Teen Titans, out of which this lot spun. It’s heavy on needless exposition, but Giffen and Decarlo’s art work stands up well. The war against the Citadel and its simian rulers has some good plot points. The dialog isn’t up to what I’m used to with today’s books, but it’s not a total distraction. A good bit of nostalgia all around.
19. Jon Sable Freelance 6, 9 – The main negative to this one was that I ended up with two issues of #9 in the pack of three. Can’t complain too much about free. Actually, this one has one thing above The Omega Men – I might actually seek out more of these stories. I remember the ads for this book back in 1983 but I never read any. This is better Mike Grell than Warlord’s later incarnations, that’s sure.
20. Red Sonja She-Devil with a Sword 0, 1 – Surprisingly, this was much better than I expected. I picked up this pack with the idea that I’d have something for the bottom of the List to smack around, but it’s really pretty well done, once you get past the ridiculousness of the metal bikini. I suppose it’s no more ridiculous that she traipses around in that in freezing conditions than Conan does the same in his loin cloth. Plus, I can buy the sexy as liberating argument with this character. She doesn’t take any crap and excels in her field, unlike, say, Anita Blake.
21. Ghostbusters Displaced Aggression 3 – Another surprise. This product of 2009 was actually pretty funny. Certainly much superior to the older version of Ghostbusters I was stuck with a few months ago.
22. Vampirella MiniComic 5 – This is some mini that’s a supplement to Wizard. Who knows how it came to be a separate item stuffed in a free bag. There’s nothing much to it except for the fact that the artist was Amanda Connor. I’d only heard of Connor with the recent Power Girl series, but this is from 1995. She had it working then, too.
23. Human Defense Corps 2 – I think this was actually the book that made me choose this free pack because Ty Templeton was writing. It harkens a bit too much to Frank Miller’s Martha Washington with its astronaut afloat. I think the premise of a guy joining a military force to protect humanity from aliens but vowing never to kill a human was too unbelievable. Partly, it’s the fact that anyone who’s in the military has to know there are often friendly fire fatalities.
24. The Warlock Chronicles 2 – Now we’re hitting the dregs. I know Jim Starlin has written some of Marvel’s best space epics, but this mess from 1993 is just awful. It’s all talky meandering through space/time with nothing happening. And, oh, the ‘90s art stylings. Hash marks galore. Of course it continues into another book, too. Looks like one of the crappier line-ups of the Avengers will be making an appearance somewhere down the line.
25. Silver Sable 21 & 30 – But wait, there’s worse! Not only does this bit from 1994 have terrible plotting and crappy Liefeld style art, it’s freakishly unable to depict something as ubiquitous as the LA riots following the Rodney King verdict. Writer Gregory Wright, who’s no doubt operating under some editorial mandate, has racial unrest so pervasive in LA that gangs are united behind one woman and take over Beverly Hills. For some reason the police can’t or won’t take it back, so Silver Sable’s mercenary force does. That’s just issue 21, which is so chock full of ridiculous racial stereotypes you could choke on it. Issue 30 is no better, with our titular hero in prison on some trumped up charges, taking beatings so that she won’t be held longer while some excuse is created to get her out. Coincidentally, the woman leading the gangs in issue 21 is in prison with her and becomes an ally. Bad as all that is, the worst thing is what they’ve done to Sandman. From a tragic villain in Spider-Man he’s now on Silver Sable’s payroll and looks like Banshee after a bad night at the disco.