The New Year is a time for renewal and self improvement! Join Comics and ... as we take a look at the New Year’s Resolutions of some of our favorite superheroes!
Green Lantern (John Stewart): Avoid being killed in the launch of a new title or creative team.
Robin (Damian Wayne): Ask father about this talk about “the birds and the bees,” eliminate birds and bees.
Green Lantern (Hal Jordan): Prove I’m the Greatest Green Lantern Ever by being the best Red, Blue, Orange, and White Lantern I can be.
Captain America (Bucky Barnes): Live up to Steve’s legacy, figure out why everyone keeps asking if I’m from Puerto Rico.
Green Lantern (Kyle Rayner): Look at art on more planets, stop snickering when people call Hal the Greatest Green Lantern Ever.
The Flash (Barry Allen): Do something interesting.
Green Lantern (Guy Gardner): Drink 52 new beers, prove Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s REAL place of birth, get the Guardians out of my Health Care.
Steve Rogers: Start a Myspace page that all these whippersnappers keep going on about.
Elektra: Find more practical weapons.
Dr. Light (Kimiyo Hoshi): Avoid being killed in the launch of a new title or creative team.
Daredevil (Matt Murdock): Start drinking.
Vixen: Avoid being killed in the launch of a new title or creative team.
Green Arrow (Oliver Queen): Have only one bold, new creative direction for the year once this forest thing fails.
Batman (Bruce Wayne): Continue to maximize corporate synergy opportuities while utilizing brand identity to exploit vulnerabilities in crime’s organizational framework
Steel: Avoid being killed in the launch of a new title or creative team. ...uh oh.
Volstagg: Verily, make my presence known at the gymnasiums of Midgard to mold mine body to delight all those in my voluptuous presence.
Hank Pym: It’s a long list.
Superman: Stop sulking. Throw away hoodies.
Thor: Appear in only one book?! I say thee nay!